Interviewer: What American artist would you like to collaborate with?
Tablo: I would like to collaborate with the youngest of the Jonas Brothers. Not on music. I would like to make a humongous pizza with him. Like, take a lot of dough, and shape that into the biggest pizza you’ve ever seen.
Interviewer: Why is that?
Tablo: I don’t know, he just looks like a guy that would be really good at making pizza.
Interviewer: Pet peeves?
Tablo: My pet peeve is that I’m not a member of the Jonas Brothers. I could pretend to be their brother, but people could tell.
Interviewer: They have purity rings, they can’t have sex until their married. You didn’t know, now you don’t want to be a Jonas Brother.
Tablo: Well, that purity ring is fine, but that would get in the way of making the pizza. While we’re making the pizza just take it off for a second.
Interviewer: He can’t!
Tablo: We’re making a pizza, it’s not like we’re gonna make love.